dare to or not to have a girl!!!!!!!

"feb 14..another valentines day..and still single..who knew when i simply discarded those lovely girls who came to me earlier in life,mostly during my school days that i will face its consequences,result,a boring and dull college life..maybe god had decided then,it was then or never..fate..thats what i love to call it..past is past,now i like to rethink on it,am i a bloody loser??i havent really lost anything,money,time,like some of my heart-broken friends,their girls after romancing for a long time simply dumbed those poor chaps with the ease of plucking a flower..really funny when some guys gift expensive craps from the likes of archies and hallmarks and others send those boring forward messages..having a girlfriend is a risky business,afterall an expensive one too..reasons are quite simple..

reasons:

1.u need to completely transform into her dream man,

2.never talk to other girls,

3.should be punctual at icecream parlours,

4.never forget her birthday,

5.never miss those weekly cinemas,

6.have a good physique,

7.boring late night chats,

8.hear to no one other than her,

9.answerable to the smallest errors in life like she hates your underwear colour..

10.wear what she loves,eat what she loves,love to hate whatever she dislikes..

(free to comment if you have more..)

in total,its a complete mess..still,should i have a girl??right now,i could easily fit my eating menus into budget,never over spending on craps,thanks to my mobile phone,balance never more than a rupee,no petrol bills on bike coz i dont have one..a girl would mean,more frequent recharges,control my food("what you call,forced diet!!"),never hang out with friends,never talk or dare to look on those beautiful girls you meet,need to sacrifice a lot..well,still there are chances,if she is a christian or muslim,its okay coz ours is a secular nation,but not for my mom..finding the perfect match is like counting the stars..or am i just trying to convince myself as somewhere in my mind i know i am never going to get a girl,coz my looks not all impress anyone,nor my character..call it whatever you need..truth is simple,im still single..

(what i think:valentines day are for the young hearts to waste some bucks to let themselves know they are in love..so whats all about anti-valentines..they are just for the other half of the people to self confess that they are no good for a relation!!)"

i wish im a kid!!!!!!!

"how the kids smile,their trembling steps,their uttering words no other in the world could ever understand..these are the most wonderful moments in ones life to see their babies grow,their first steps on earth,their first words,their smiles,their cries..these are the height of innocence one could ever experience in this selfish world..i always wonder,why do babies grow,why to teach them coz what we are actually doing is taking away their god-given innocence to survive in a cruel world..these days when mothers learn parenting lessons way before their babies are born,its heartening to see the way kids are grown up as in text books written by some dumb authors who never having seen or loved or raised a kid..sometimes,the truth makes me sick,the way some parents run for their kids admission in schools even before they start speaking or walk properly..who am i to speak about parenting and stuff??but,i dont know why,i love kids more than anything else in this world..i love spending time with them,playing with them,time when i too become a kid,when i realize im no longer one when my mind is still one..why did i grow up??i lost the best part of my life..but,the kid in me will live up only when i have my own child..yep,i badly need a kid though i have to wait for long..a bit selfish in this truly the first thing i need from a female is a kid for which is the only reason i love them!!"